
Unholy quartet: Carnage
Reviews I wrote this week for the Herald, and etc.
Carnage. “The way people stay in their cages, even when the exit is open.”
Contraband. (dead link; review below)
By Robert Horton
It didn’t take too long for the first dumb-but-fun movie of 2012 to arrive: “Contraband” is a Mark Wahlberg vehicle with many ludicrous aspects but quite a bit of lively, headlong appeal. It’s a remake of a film from Iceland called “Reykjavik-Rotterdam,” those locations replaced in this case by New Orleans and Panama City. Wahlberg plays a former smuggler, now apparently retired and nestled in the suburbs with his wife (Kate Beckinsale) and kids.
He’d like to stay legit. But when his sniveling brother-in-law gets on the wrong side of a lowlife gangster (Giovanni Ribisi), Wahlberg must work crew on a cargo ship and bring in counterfeit money from Panama in order to settle the ledger with the bad guys.
The film begins as a straight, cornball, this-time-it’s-personal crime drama. Wahlberg keeps blathering on about how this is “family,” and how he will set things right by pulling off this last illegal job. But when he and his co-conspirators get to Panama, the movie goes agreeably crazy. Nothing works the way it’s supposed to, and with the clock ticking, Wahlberg and boys improvise madly to fine alternate sources of income. Of course, back home, Ribisi’s sleaze-drenched hood is showing up at Wahlberg’s home, reminding the wife of the stakes. Big mistake. Because this is about family, man.
Icelandic filmmaker Baltasar Kormakur, who produced the original version of this story, doesn’t miss many clichés when it comes to dialogue and character. But the plot twists are inspired, and just crazy enough to keep you involved.
Wahlberg’s steady, imperturbable presence is also welcome. Ben Foster (late of “The Mechanic” and “The Messenger”) plays his best bud, Diego Luna turns up as a Panamanian crime lord, and J.K. Simmons is the bellowing captain of the cargo ship. Beckinsale can’t do anything with a nothing part, and doesn’t seem to try. Giovanni Ribisi goes for broke, in a ridiculous performance as a 1990s-style villain, the kind of tattooed, coke-snorting fiend that should have been killed off permanently by Sam Rockwell’s parody of same in “The Sitter.” But there he is.
“Contraband” isn’t great, but it scratches an itch for a certain kind of jumpy, crazy action picture. It has fewer wisecracks and less glamour than “The Italian Job,” and in this case, that’s just fine.
The Iron Lady. “The political episodes exist only to demonstrate Thatcher’s toughness.”
El Sicario, Room 164. “The scariest 60 Minutes episode you never saw.”
On KUOW’s “Weekday,” I talk with Steve Scher about political biographies, nudged by the Iron Lady release. The talk is archived here; the movie part rolls in at the 17:55 mark.
See you this evening at the Northwest Film Forum, where we sit down for a “Framing Pictures” conversation at 5 p.m. with NWFF Program Director Adam Sekular and sometime film critic Bruce Reid.
And see you at the Frye Art Museum Sunday afternoon for a DVD screening of Victor Erice’s The Quince Tree Sun, at 2 p.m., free.
At What a Feeling!, a week of 1980s reviews rounds off with Christopher Cain’s (and S.E. Hinton’s and Emilio Estevez’s) That Was Then…This Is Now.
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